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The other day I was reading through some Canadian news, because I’m apparently weird like that, anyways, I happened across a headline that made my heart sink “24-hour-long blaze cripples Olymel bacon plant” I was distraught, I thought, sweet Jesus, Bacon, is our greatest natural resource, what kind of God would allow such a thing?!?

Then it hit me, this is a bacon plant… in Canada. Sooooo, I’m fucking confused. “Canadian Bacon” is like ham, so you know, fuck Canadian bacon. But the article doesn’t say what kind of Bacon it was, a glaring oversight if there ever was one. So not only am I confused whether to be heart-broken or not, I’m now generally befuddled as to how “Bacon” is interpreted in Canada, is Canadian Bacon called bacon? This is some Inception style shit. The real tragedy though, is that I now really want some bacon, of which, I have none…

canadian bacon is just bacon, to canadians, ham is ham, and americans are dumb.

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Noooo!!!!!! I’m out of cocoa powder :/

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The reason why most relationships don’t last long is that because most couples are just lovers but they’re not friends. That the relationship they got engaged in was based only on physical attraction, lust if you want to be brutal. It’s like they rushed into a relationship with only their physical admiration for each other not knowing everything that makes a relationship going. So when the physical attraction wore off, nothing hold them back together and the tendency is for them to break up. So just like everyone else is saying, it is better if a couple was not just lovers, but friends as well. So while looking for that someone you wanna give your heart with, you’ll not just going to find a girlfriend/boyfriend in their being, you’re also looking for a bestfriend. It’s not just about hitting two birds in one stone, it’s your heart and your happiness that’s at stake here. 

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Boyfiend was messing around with the colours in a picture of me :) love that guy

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